The off-kilter, unscripted comic vision of Larry David, who plays himself in a parallel universe in which he cant seem to do anything right, and, by his standards, neither can anyone else. (R)

Janine is thrilled when her best friend from college is hired as the art teacher; Jacob and Barbara decide to start a school garden. (R)

After Jacob reveals a detail about him, Janine realizes she doesn't know the other teachers as well as she thought. Gregory's stern teaching approach is causing his whole class to underperform. (R)

Comic. 1. Some New Beginnings Selina waits for the president to announce he's not going to run again, so she can announce her candidacy. SubHe. (R)

Comic. 2. The Choice The president goes on record saying he's against abortion. Now Selina has to decide whether to sude with him or not. SubHe. (R)

Comedy. The Pants Tent Larry David, a creator of 'Seinfeld' in a new show, playing himself. In the first episode, a string of mistakes get him in trouble with his wife, friend and producer's parents. (R)

Comedy. Ted and Mary In this episode, Ted Danson and his wife Mary invite Larry and Cheryl to a Paul Simon concert, but when they don't call, Larry and Cheryl try to think how they offended them. (R)

Ava asks Janine to help her teach the after-school step class, but they don't agree on how to run the program; Gregory must reveal a secret when Barbara, Melissa and Jacob plan a pizza ''eat-off.'' (R)

Janine prepares to meet her student's mother during open house, while the rest of the faculty uses the time to relax; Gregory is taken aback when he learns how Ava got the principal job. (R)

Comic. 3. Alicia While Selina prepares for her announcment about running for presidency, Dan finds out that she's starring in an SNL sketch. Sub He. (R)

Comic. 4. Clovis Selina visits Silicon Valley. Jonah slanders Selina on his website and Dan hears rumours about one of the candidates. Sub He. (R)

Will, Karen and Jack unknowingly take hallucinogenic drugs. Grace's sister comes to visit. (R)

Will hosts the professor who needs to recommend him for a full-time position. Karen and Estefan fight for Jack's attention. (R)

When the students start participating in a new online trend that causes disruption to the school, the teachers band together to put an end to it. Mr. Johnson provides advice to Gregory. (R)

With the school board threatening to pull their funds, Janine and Gregory decide to help Ava with her presentation; their plan is derailed when a curveball is thrown. (R)

Charlie reluctantly agrees to help Berta as she confronts the man who impregnated her youngest daughter and Alan tells Charlie about a secret fetish. (R)

After a bout with insomnia, Alan is escorted home from a midnight run on the beach by the local sheriff's department. (R)

Will discovers that Karen's stepdaughter is studying with him, and he tries to solve the problems between them in a mock trial. Grace and Jack try to go on a diet. (R)

Malcolm enlists Grace to help him get Karen back. Will considers asking a coworker out on a date. Jack meets a former acting teacher. (R)

Comedy. Red and Stacey While trying to get Eric a date with a new cashier, Red is embarrassed to find out that she is in love with him. Fez asks 'Big Ronda' to go out with him. (R)

Comedy. Third Wheel Eric feels left out when his friends hit on girls during the boys' bowling night. Donna likes her dad's new girlfriend but would rather not know about their sex life. (R)

Charlie finally gets fed up with Alan always weaseling his way out of picking up a bill, and it only gets worse when he discovers Alan's secret stash of money. (R)

Charlie's new live-in girlfriend is skating on thin ice with Berta because she threatens Berta's ''alpha dog'' status, and Kandi lets Alan have sex with her again so that he won't sell the condo. (R)

Comedy. The One With Rachel's Phone Number Joey becomes convinced that Monica's having an affair. Rachel gives her number to a guy at a bar. Ross and Mike find out they've got nothing to talk about. (R)

Comedy. The One With Christmas in Tulsa While Chandler is stuck in Tulsa for Christmas, one of his co-workers comes onto him. A jealous Monica waits in New York and Chandler decides to quit his job. (R)

Comedy. An Eric Forman Christmas The guys give Eric grief after Kitty volunteers him to direct the Church's Nativity play. They also give Kelso grief for his love of special holiday kiddy programs. (R)

Comedy. Jackie Says Cheese Jackie's dad gives her an ultimatum - either she stops seeing Kelso or she stops getting pocket money. Jackie, who chooses love, starts working as a cheese seller. (R)

Comedy. The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work Rachel finds out that a guy has ''temporarily'' been assigned to take over her job. Phoebe gets a job as an extra on Joey's soap and drives him insane. (R)

Comedy. The One With Phoebe's Rats Gavin gives Rachel an interesting birthday present. Ross begs Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny. Mike accidentally kills Phoebe's unusual pet. (R)

Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when everybody shows up at his house and refuses to leave. (R)

Alan is seeing Berta's daughter behind everyone's back. But when Berta finds out, Alan is shocked and a little disturbed by her positive response. (R)

Will gives news anchor McCoy another chance, but the relationship becomes complicated. Grace's campaign hits a snag when Val, her old nemesis, returns. C'est la vie. (R)

Jack insists Will befriends Estefan, and Estefan thinks Will has a crush on him.\nGrace accidentally brings down a well-known figure.\nC.B. (R)

Comedy. Eric's Hot Cousin Eric is shocked to find out that his cousin, who he used to pick on for years, grew up into a beautiful girl. Kitty wants to adopt a stray cat and Red gets her a goldfish. (R)

Comedy. Tornado Prom A tornado threatens Point Place on the night of the Snow Ball - Jackie isn't named Snow Queen, Donna and Eric get stuck at the station and Fez nearly loses his virginity. (R)

Comedy. The One Where Monica Sings Monica reveals herself during a performance at the club where Mike plays. Ross sees Rachel and Gavin kissing. Chandler helps Joey after his eyebrows get tweezed. (R)

Comedy. The One With the Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe decide to set Rachel and Ross up with the worst blind dates they have ever had. While Monica is watching Emma she begins ovulating. (R)

Repressed memories come back to the surface for Charlie after Jake talks about hearing his mom having sex. (R)

Charlie tries to set up Alan with the sexy and rich new next-door neighbor who is looking to settle down. (R)

Comedy. Donna Dates a Kelso Eric is named 'school's most desirable bachelor' and hits on Emily. Jackie gets Donna a date with Michael's brother. Red is the one to have the last laugh. (R)

Comedy. Kelso's Career Kelso, desperate to earn some money for a Valentine's Day gift for Jackie, sells his sperm. Red telling him that he loves him, shocks Eric. Fez gets Rhonda a box of chocolates. (R)

Comedy. The One With The Soap Opera Party Joey plans a party and invites the cast of ''Days of Our Lives'', but not his friends, because he's afraid of the girls' behavior around the stars. (R)

Comedy. The One with the Fertility Test Chandler and Monica are embarrassed after they meet an old acquaintance on their way to a fertility clinic. Ross helps Joey pursue an attractive professor. (R)

Comedy. The One With the Donor Monica and Chandler interview candidates for a sperm donor. Phoebe is excited about a party where she'll meet Mike, her ex-boyfriend, but runs into another ex. (R)

Alan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she's moving away. (R)